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Old 08-02-2009   #1
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Kazite nam dokotre,jel istina da kada covek umre u snu,toga nije svestan do ujutru...
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Vas najmladji sin, 21-godisnjak,koliko je on star...
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Jeste li bili prisutni kada su vas fotografisali...
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Da li ste bili sami,ili nije bilo nikoga...
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Da li ste vi i vas mladji brat ubijeni u ratu...
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da li vas je ubio...
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Koliko su vozila bila udaljena u trenutku sudara...?
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Bili ste tamo dok niste otisli,jel tako..?
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Koliko puta ste izvrsavali samoubistvo...?
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-Dakle,beba je zaveta 8. avgusta...?
-Da
-A sta ste vi radili u tom trenutku...?
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-Ona ima troje dece,zar ne..?
-Da.
-Koliko je decaka?
-Nijedan.
-a,koliko je devojcica?
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-Kazete da te stepenice vode dole u podrum?
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-A,moze li se tim stepenicama popeti gore...?
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Gospodine,bili ste prilicno dugo na medenom mesecu,zar ne?
-Jeste,boravio sam u evropi gospodine...
-A,jeste li sa sobom vodili mladu...`?
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-Kako se zavrsio vas prvi brak?
-Smrcu.
-A,cijom smrcu?
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-Kako bi ste opisali tu osobu?
-Bila je srednjeg rasta, sa bradom.
-Jel to bio muskarac ili zena..?
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-Doktore,koliko ste obdukcija obavili na mrtavcima?
-Sve moje obdukcije obavljam na mrtavcima...
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-Svi vasi odgovori moraju biti usmeni,razumete? U koju ste skolu isli?
-Usmenu.
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-Secate li se koliko je sati bilo kada ste pregledali telo?
-Autopsija j epocela oko pola 9 ujutru.
-A,gospodin Denis je u to doba bio mrtav?
-Ne,sedeo je na obdukcijskom stolu i cudio se zbog cega mu treba autopsija...
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-Da li ste kvalifikovani da date uzorak mokrace...?
-Kvalifikovan sam od malih nogu..
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-Doktore,pre nego sto ste pristupili autopsiji,jeste li proverili puls?
-Ne.
-Jeste li proverili krvni pritisak?
-ne.
Jeste li proverili disanje?
-Ne.
-Dakle.moguce je da je pacijent jos bio u zivotu kada ste otpoceli autopsiju?
-Nije moguce.
-Kako mozete biti tako sigurni,doktore...?
-Zato sto mu je mozak bio u tegli sa formalinom na mome stolu...
-Ali,zar nije moguce da je pacijent i pored toga bio u živ...?
-Moguce je da je ziv,i da se danas negde bavi advokaturom...
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