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Old 27-10-2006   #221
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Pozvali Crongorcana proslavu 20god mature.

ENE KUD ME POTREFISTE SAD USRED ISPITNOG ROKA.
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Old 27-10-2006   #222
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aj pustite malo crnogorce
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Old 27-10-2006   #223
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crnogorce pustamo ali crnogorke necemo

poz sa pljevaljskog drvenog mosta
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Old 27-10-2006   #224
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hehheheh a sto ne
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Old 27-10-2006   #225
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ja vise volim klasiku rece pijanista
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Old 27-10-2006   #226
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eda vidju a sto bi pustali crnogork?ajd crnogorce al crnogorke nikako
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Old 27-10-2006   #227
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Zacepila se septicka jama i covek pozvao vodoinstalatera.Dodje ovaj sa svojim ucenikom,navuce ronilacko odelo i zaroni u fekalije.Izroni on kaze uceniku daj mi veliki kljuc.on mu dade i opet zaroni.Opet izroni i trazi klesta,treci pu izroni i trazi polugu on mu dade majstor zaroni i fekalije istekose u kanalizaciju.

Izadje majstor iz jame sav umazan fekalijama ikaze:

Vidi mali,ako ne budes ucio,ceo zivot ces majstoru samo dodavati klesta
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Old 27-10-2006   #228
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sejo dobro si to uradio...pokvarili smo temu...e crnogorke su krsne djevojke ali su teske nije bas lako sa njima...
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Old 27-10-2006   #229
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Jes,vala!

Došli prosci za crnogorku!

Otac je fali:

-Viđu,đevojka je ka vila,lijepa i,dozvoli,rumena!Vrijedna,radna i poštena!

No,višu,neznam da nije od ovog zemljotresa(79),dozvoli,malo napukla odozdo!
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Old 27-10-2006   #230
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a nemojte vise na racun crnogoraca i crnogorki...naljutit cu se
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Pa ti si NAŠA....SNAŠA!
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snasa e fino me ti casti
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Quote:
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snasa e fino me ti casti
Počast,i te kakva!

Ne primamo svašta kod nas!
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SNAHA lejla na to je mislio ...mislim
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valjda snaha ali ne snasa
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a ne znam ni ko mi je taj muz...vi mene za snahu a ja ne znam ni ko mi je muz
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Mi to kao ono,dozvoli,ŽIMI TI!

Snaša je kad tepamo,a SNAHA,kad je,dozvoli,psujemo!
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heheheheh snaha bez muza
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Vala lejla upravu si...Da bi i to da se preprica.......
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