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Ovo i ono sve što nije našlo mesta u ostalim temama, naćiće mesto ovde...

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Old 20-11-2007   #1
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Default najsmijesnije kletve....

Ev' jedna otkacena tema...da se malo smijemo...

najsmjesnije kletve....
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Old 20-11-2007   #2
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ja cu početi...ovako:



*Dabogda ti se hirurg smijo kad te bude otvaro.



*Dabogda greškom umjesto pileta ispeko svoje dijete.



*Dabogda ti žena zeca rodila, a mrkva 1000 maraka bila.



*Dabogda ti mama prdnula na roditeljskom.



...eto pa sada vi malo...=)
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Old 21-11-2007   #3
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*E suskavica te pogodila
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Old 21-11-2007   #4
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Old 21-11-2007   #5
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*Daboga da im'o ruke u gipsu pa dobio svrabež ...





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Old 21-11-2007   #6
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hahahaha ptkacene teme...Evo jedna i od mene



Dabogda ti oci ispale i gledo ih kako se kotrljaju!!!
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Old 21-11-2007   #7
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Dabogda ti mama prdnula na roditeljskom.
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Old 21-11-2007   #8
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Daboda te majka u cevapu prepoznala.....
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Ove moje ruke, zavezane za te, ne daju mi da te ostavim. Bilo gdje da krenem
sa pameti skrenem, mogu samo tebi da se vratim...

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Old 21-11-2007   #9
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*Dabogda ti se gradivo nagomilalo



*Dabogda ti žena crijevima paradajz vezala.
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Old 21-11-2007   #10
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Dabogda ti bog dao Zlatne orlove nokte!

I,svrabavu guzicu!



Da bogda ti zemlja,noge izbacila,pa ti se goveda odanjih češala!
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Dabogda se nogama česo....

Dabogda ti krme grob kopalo.....
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Dabogda ti Bensendin dorucak bio....

Dabogda ziveo u Pazar, a Juga vozio....
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Dabogda ti Hamdo da jedinicu pa da je uvrce i uvrce...
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Daki sta ti je ovo? (Danas ne mogu da se koncentrisem)
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pa javio je se Halilce , sta ti je sad????
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Nemoze da dodje sebi, obradovo mu se
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I ja kad ga cuh na telefon laknu mi,reko dobro je - kad mu se nisu i ruke ukocile od tijagre......
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I ja kad ga cuh na telefon laknu mi,reko dobro je - kad mu se nisu i ruke ukocile od tijagre......
im´o je dobre rukavice izgleda...
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Dabogda ti Bensendin dorucak bio....

Dabogda ziveo u Pazar, a Juga vozio....
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Da Bog da ti majka prnula na roditeljskom!!
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