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Old 03-11-2006   #301
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Ada evo me no sam ti cijeli dan po fakultetu ne moze se na sve strane.
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Old 03-11-2006   #302
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znam znam kao ni ja
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Old 03-11-2006   #303
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eda muke muke i nista drugo.
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Old 03-11-2006   #304
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bit ce bolje...bez muke nema nauke hehehehe
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Old 04-11-2006   #305
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Uputstva za ispravno ljubljenje

> > > 1. Previse debele usne se na kraju smanje.

> > > 2. Ne pitaj da li mozes poljubiti. Jednostavno to

> > > uradi ili od toga odustani.

> > > 3. Iskoristi svaku finu ili losu priliku za

> > > ljubljenje.

> > > NE ZABORAVI !!! Ruza je ruza, poljubac nije nikakav

> > > poljubac bez velike kolicine strasti. Zato otvori

> > > usta, zatvori oci i ljubi, ljubi, ljubi...
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Old 04-11-2006   #306
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hvala na savetima

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heehehehe bas je smijesno...
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Old 04-11-2006   #308
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lejla ti nas nauci kako se radi .hvala...
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hehehhe...valjda ste vec to znali...nego ja da stavim cisto onako...
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Old 04-11-2006   #310
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Tri dobra uputstva

> > > 1. Za devojke: Ako je prema tebi momak grub, pomiluj

> > > ga po glavi.

> > > 2. Za momke: Kada te devojka pomiluje

> > > po glavi,

> > > poljubi je.

> > > 3. Za devojke i momke: Pri ljubljenju nisu potrebne

> > > oci. Ko ih drzi otvorene cesto propusti ono

> > > najvaznije.
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pa to je nesto najosnovnije sto treba da se zna u zivotu .
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hehehehhe...jeste jedna od vaznijih...
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1. Poljubac u ruku: Postujem te.

> > > 2. Poljubac u lice: Hteo bih da ostanemo drugovi.

> > > 3. Poljubac u vrat: Zelim te.

> > > 4. Poljubac u usne: Volim te.

> > > 5. Poljubac u uho: Samo se s tobom igram.

> > > 6. Pogled u oci: Poljubi me.

> > > 7. Igra se tvojom kosom: Bez tebe ne mogu ziveti.

> > > 8. Ruke

> > > oko tvog pojasa: Isprobavam.
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o pa sta sve ti znas.bravo...
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jesi vidio...al uzalud...
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kako uzalud..?
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salim se...nije uzalud...nego ja ne znam to da iskoristim
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eh sad.nacice se neko..!!
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za sta? a ne kazem ja samo za ljubav...znam ja i vise od toga na to sam mislila...a to da ce se neko naci znam da hoce i ima vec...samo sam ja neodlucna...nego kad je cekao 5 god. da bih se ja smilovala da budem sa njim,onda on zna kako sa mnom...
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pa lijepo onda.super...
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