Ovo je za mlade Bosance koji su rodjeni i rasuti po bijelom dunjaluku a imaju problema sa identitetom
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You know you're a Bosnian when
- your family owns a manual coffee grinder
- you take your shoes off when you enter the house, and every family member has his/her own slippers (plus some extra for the guests)
- your neighbour comes over every day uninvited, for coffee
- your father wears a striped pyjamas
- you start your day with a cup of coffee and a cigarette
- you have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name
- your mother/nena won't accept the fact that you're not hungry
- you have "pita" for dinner at least 4 days a week
- you have "sarma" for dinner the remaining 3 days
- a loaf of bread is eaten for lunch every day
- you're 6 and your father sends you out to buy him "Drina" and "Sarajevsko"
- you don't speak to your cousins who support "Zeljo"
- when your nena insists you eat something with "kasika" at least once a week
- you chop up some onions and then decide what to cook for dinner
- your mother insists that "promaha" will kill you
- your mother tells you not to sit on the concrete slabs, or your ovaries are going to freeze
- your mother tells you to wear "potkosulja", no matter what the temperature outside
- your mother tells you not to sit close to TV, and not to use cell phones, because you'll get brain tumor
- your mother tells you that you'll get sick from drinking cold water
- you tuck in your "potkosulja" into your underwear
- your parents wonder why you take shower every day
- your parents tell you that they had you, AND your sister/brother when they were your age
- a couple of days really means a week or so
- your parents have "goblene" on their walls, and "heklanje" on every piece of their furniture, including the TV
- your parents make "zimnica" every september
- your mother threatens you with "samo cekaj dok ti se babo vrati kuci"
- you spend all your family vacations in Neum
- you drive there in a family "golf"
- you take a cab to go everywhere
- you begin most sentences with "jebi ga", "svega mi", or "Tita mi"
- your young cousin doesn't know what "Tita mi" means
- you can't explain what "ba" means, but you use it all the time
- you're the only one who gets all the Mujo and Suljo jokes
- you know the entire script of "Walter brani Sarajevo" by heart
- you despise your cousin who's going out with an "unproforac"
- your mother bakes a cake without oil, sugar, eggs, or flour, and she calls it "a war cake"
- the time is divided into "before" and "after" the war
- your father refers to all politicians with "djubrad", "lopovi", and "kriminalci"
- you have at least one best friend from high school who went to "their side" and you still can't explain it to yourself
- your remaining friends from high school live in Australia, Norway, South Africa, and Malaysia
- you don't want to talk about the war to anyone, but that's the only thing you talk about with other Bosnians
- you have at least three passports, and have lived in at least 4 countries in the last 12 years
----most of this is realy true...although some things is not possible to understand.>
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